Kites - hindi movie review

Kites

Comparatively, there were problems with editing, low budget, inexpensive cast, everything spelt cheap. I just finished watching Dirty Dancing to wash off the taste of Kites. So what's the comparison? Patrick Swayze and Hrithik Roshan are both good looking guys, but that's where the comparison ends. One is subtle and the other hummer is a hammer - in other words, ham actor.Hrithik is a hard worker, but this whole nonsense of his dad prostituting him for a buck is rather sad. Kites was pathetically predictive. Now that's not the problem, but being predictive and prolonging the pain while procrastinating the inevitable about prostituting your son on the same level is unacceptable: Sigh! The producers surely don't think that killing the main protagonists is a sure fire success at romantic levels or a shakespearean tragedy?

A flash back based movie, repeated scenes for squeezing extra footage for that extra buck. On screen chemistry? For crying out loud. The bollywooders definition of on screen chemistry must be flashers flashing toned bodies. There is no chemistry, only chemicals and cosmetics. There is no physics only pain. Lastly, there is no story. The only mushy part of the movie was my mind itself turned to mush, mash and mish.

Here's the one-liner for the movie review - boy meets girl, and meets her again. Love with each other's bodies. Bad boy, bad girl, everybody dies. Alls well that ends well because movie ended.

I have no more hope for movie goers.